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"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

Vid Title: I Was a Robot in Hell
Principle Characters: Claptrap
Footage: Borderlands games and promos
Song Title: Snowball in Hell
Song Artist: They Might Be Giants
Completed: June 2020

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Lyrics:

Avalanche or roadblock
I was a snowball in hell
Avalanche or roadblock
A jailor trapped in his cell

Money's all broke,
and food's going hungry
If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointments

Side effect or drug trip
Don't tease me with all of your might
Side effect or drug trip
My panacea's in a Xerox shop

Have a nice day, you want it when?
Have a nice day, have a nice day

"I didn't expect to find a salesman drinking coffee this late in the morning.
How long you been here, Joe?"

"Oh, I don't know, I guess 30, 45 minutes maybe. Why do you ask?"

"You must be making a lot of sales, piling up a good income."

"Oh... uh... I'm doing all right. I could do better, but... Oh, haha - I get it Paul. Back on that old 'Time is Money' kick, right?"

"Not back on it, Joe, still on it."

Avalanche or roadblock
I was a snowball in hell
Avalanche or roadblock
A jailor trapped in his cell

Money I owe, money-iy-ay
Money I owe, money-iy-ay

Avalanche or roadblock
I was a snowball in hell
Yes, I was a snowball in hell
Yes, I was a snowball in hell